I love this guy! I’m so glad you came to visit. You’re the best step son ever. I don’t have to work today and I was hoping we could hang out together all day. I know you’re a grown man now, but I still like having you around. Your dad is such a dick sometimes, he doesn’t even want to spend time with me anymore. You know what? I think I’m going to go take a shower and get ready for today. Would you mind getting my breakfast order in for me so I can eat when I come out of the bathroom? Result I’ll just be a minute, don’t leave yet.
