I'm not sure how I got into this mess. My wife and I were invited to a holiday party by our friend, Lily Phillips. I guess she thought we would be a good match for her two stepbrothers, who are in college. When we arrived, the boys were already there, and they were acting pretty weird. They kept staring at me, like they were trying to figure out if I was black or white. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but it made me uncomfortable. Lily seemed a little nervous too. She told me she was worried her stepbrothers would make a move on me, and she didn't want them to ruin the night.
